The Sacred Zen as F#ck Mala Bracelet features exotic obsidian crystals along with Brazilian red garnet, an engraved black onyx ‘zen as fuck’ bead, rhodium silver Om charm and natural malachite tassel to help you tune into Source energy, find your alignment, restore your confidence and live your best life, zen AF. For men or women.
Obsidian is a naturally occurring extrusive igneous volcanic crystal. It is a high vibrational stone without boundaries or limitations. As a result, it works extremely fast and with great power. A protective and magical stone, Obsidian forms a strong shield against negativity. It blocks psychic attack and absorbs negative energies from the environment. It provides deep soul healing, removes negative spiritual influences and clears energy blocks. Obsidian’s strong grounding properties relieve inner tension and can revitalize the mind, body and soul. Mentally, it clears confusion and constricting beliefs, therefore bringing clarity to the mind and illuminating your path. It expands conscious awareness and can help you enter the realm of the unknown with confidence and ease. Obsidian stimulates growth on all levels and has the ability to dissolve emotional blockages and ancient traumas.
Garnet is a powerfully energizing and regenerating gemstone. It revitalizes, purifies and balances energy, bringing serenity or passion as appropriate. It inspires love, passion, devotion and commitment. It enhances sexuality, sensuality, trust, warmth and intimacy in a relationship. Red Garnet also brings courage to a crisis situation that seemed hopeless. It stimulates confidence, boosts energy, encourages positive thoughts and controls self-anger. Garnet reinvigorates the entire body, stimulating metabolism and re-energizing the chakras. It is also known to bring business success to the person wearing it.
Malachite is the stone of transformation. It is believed to be one of the most important healing stones of the new millennium. The swirling shades lush green help connect you to nature, alive with possibilities. Some feel it has the spirit of the forest, ever growing, ever expanding. Malachite is very protective as it absorbs negative energies and pollutants easily, picking them up from the atmosphere and from the body. It clears and activates the chakras and attunes to spiritual guidance, enhancing visualization and psychic vision. Life is lived more intensely under the influence of this gemstone. It alleviates shyness and supports friendships, intuition, insight and unconditional love.
ॐ Om, or Aum, is known as the sacred sound of the Universe, the essence of consciousness, divine truth, or the soul within. It symbolizes the vibration that all living beings share, reminding us that we are all interconnected as One.
All Sacred Health Jewelry is cleared with sage and infused with Shamanic Reiki healing energy by Brenda Pharaoh, ETP, SC, HHP, ARP, RMT, board certified energy therapy practitioner, holistic health practitioner, spiritual counselor, shaman practitioner, advanced Usui Reiki Master Teacher, professional medium and DCA gemologist.
8mm 6mm and 4mm beautiful natural gemstones, hand-laced on strong elastic stretch cord. One size fits most wrists, 6.5” circumference for women, 7.5” for men. We are happy to accommodate special size requests. Feel free to leave us a note in the messages section at checkout. There is no extra charge for custom sizing.
*While crystals/vibrational therapies have been used historically to relieve symptoms, manifest desires and promote well-being, we of course cannot guarantee specific outcomes. They work by calibrating the energy field to a coherent frequency and are enhanced by intention. Individual results will vary.
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Sacred Health™ has set the standard for luxurious high grade healing mala beads, wrapped with love from the artist. As with all luxury items of any kind, our jewelry requires a little extra mindfulness and care. Here are a few tips on how to keep them looking and feeling new:
1. Roll the beads gently over your hand onto your wrist instead of stretching the bracelet apart to put it on. 2. Keep them away from water, including salt water. 3. Remove them before applying lotions or sprays. 4. Try wearing them on your non-dominant hand to prevent accidental snagging. 5. Hold each bracelet over a stream of sage smoke if you’ve just been through something stressful to clear heavy energy. 6. Take them off before bedtime.
When a package is shipped internationally, it may be subject to import taxes, customs duties, and/or fees imposed by the destination country. These charges will typically be due once the shipped goods arrive at the country of destination. We are unable to predict which of these fees, if any, will be applied, and we are not obligated to pay them for you. Usually the fee is minimal, and we think your new mala will be worth it!
It is extremely important to us that you love your malas and get years of enjoyment from them! As you know, stretch bracelets are not indestructible. They love being handled gently with care like any precious piece of art. They are not fond of rigorous wear, excessive stretching, or being submerged in water. Sometimes a bracelet will literally burst open from all the energy the stones have absorbed.
Like anything else, with continued use, there is always a possibility your mala may come apart or need restringing. SHJ offers a one-year warranty on all purchases. Any broken piece will be repaired (and missing beads replaced) at our expense. All you pay is shipping (to and from). Yay! Simply email email@example.com to initiate.
Yes absolutely! It’s important to us that your bracelet fits comfortably around your wrist. When you place your order, kindly leave us a little note in the ‘messages’ section at checkout with your wrist size and we'll accommodate your request for no additional charge.
If your bracelet needs to be re-sized after you receive it, simply contact us with your request. We'll happily adjust it at our expense. All you pay is the shipping costs to and from your home. The U.S. shipping fee is currently $9.45 for USPS Priority Mail Shipping with tracking. Feel free to slip a check inside the package for $9.45 when you mail it back to us. International shipping will be determined per country. We’ll remake your bracelet and ship it back to you asap!
Crystal healing has been used for thousands of years. Each variety of crystal has a unique crystalline structure which causes it to resonate at a certain frequency. When held or worn against the body, each gem (depending on its internal structure) interacts with the human biofield differently and can magically move, absorb, focus, direct and diffuse energy within the body. An energy healer can then charge a crystal with the pattern of energy she chooses (like an electromagnetic current) to hold specific therapeutic vibrations. Brenda combines her strong energy with the ancient power of Reiki to magnify the natural healing properties of the gemstones. The result is a shift in the body’s energy system, enabling well-being to flow.
Reiki is the ancient Japanese practice of balancing energy in the human body to induce a peaceful state of Being. When Reiki energy is infused into crystals and gemstones, it magnifies the vibrations and increases the effectiveness of a crystal's natural healing properties.
Gemstone Beauty Enhancement:
As with almost all natural gemstones and crystals in the jewelry industry, Sacred Health Jewelry beads are often treated in some way to enhance clarity and color. The treatment is stable and not does not affect the crystalline structure, integrity or vibration of the gemstones.
Brenda is scheduling private sessions in Meridian, Idaho by appointment only. She does not offer phone services at this time. The current wait time 2+ years. To schedule a Shamanic Reiki energy therapy treatment and clairvoyant reading, please contact firstname.lastname@example.org for available dates/times.
**UPDATE 2021: Brenda has retired from her energy therapy practice to focus solely on Sacred Health Jewelry.
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Crystal healing/vibrational therapies are not to be considered as a substitute for medical care. Our website information is not intended to be used as medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. While crystals have been used historically to relieve symptoms, we cannot guarantee specific results. All of our website content and customer conversations relating to the emotional, mental & physical healing properties of crystals are from our own personal knowledge and intuition, as well as our education and research. Individual results will vary. In no event shall SHJ be held liable for any indirect, consequential, incidental or punitive damages related to the content, errors or omissions of this site. Mala beads are not suitable for young children.